Sunday, October 26, 2008

Baby Eviction Notice


Date: October 26, 2008
To: Mr. Patches

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing a 3 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 3 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.
You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.
After 3 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation


Kristin (kekis) said...

If that's an ACTUAL photo, please tell Patches to get in a better position. You don't want him coming out butt first! ;)

Mandy said...

That is really cute!

Mandy said...

That is really cute!

AngelsAmid said...

:) Come on out Patches! I can't believe your baby will be here any day! :D

Gena L said...

This is soooo freakin' funny!

I can't wait to hear a 'good news' update!!!